|Once upon a time, today, the first T. of a deadly combination was roaming in a store called Paderno. This wonderful store contained spectacular cookie sheets, amazing aprons (the one with red hot jalapeño peppers was my favourite), and other things that are meant for.. cooking... in the kitchen...
So the young, beautiful T. walked elegantly around the store when suddenly, her book-hungry urges overwhelmed her and she could definitely not resist clutching the random, lonely book that was sitting on the top of a shelf entitled "Wife of a Chef".
As T. was entranced by the story of a cook's wife while being completely in the way of the cookiesheet admirers, I observed her and thought 'wow'.
Soon, the mother T.N.T. bought a massive cookie sheet (which actually ended up being an obese cookie sheet because it would not fit into the oven) thus forcing the reader to let go of her beloved book.
And so, this true story ends quite sadly...when Thérèse somberly said to the cashier..."I don't know where this lives" and quickly ran out of the store....